• Hash – Mad Hatter

    Bethlehem Baptist Church 101 Lawn St, Chattanooga, TN, United States

    Your hairdresser called: he wants his bald spot back. Cover that shit up and blend in with the Kentucky Derby crowd with a fancy-ass hat for a Mad Hatter hash! We gotta show the folks in Hill City how classy we are, which means hats are REQUIRED. We will have…interesting…substitutions if you forget yours. Hare […]

  • Hospitality Hash!

    Mike’s Hole in the Wall 535 Cherokee Blvd, Chattanooga, TN, United States

    A VISITOR will be in town! He joined us once before and thought it was awesome, and we must disabuse him of this misconception. Assume it will be a drinking practice/trail/trivia event at Mike’s Hole in the Wall like we did in June because that was super convenient and we’re not going out of our […]

  • Rafting Hash! You Get Me So Wet

    ChooChoo H3 is resurrecting the Wash with a trip down the Ocoee! We will need a headcount for rafts and carpools/shuttles, so shout out if you’re in! There will be a hash cash charge, but it’s less than you’d pay the corner whore for a disease-ridden swim in her snatch and much more satisfying.