• Grand Master: F’n B
• Grand Mattress: Cum Analyst
• Disorganizer: Walk O’Shamy
• Songmeister: Cut It Short
• Webmeister: Bone Star
• Timothy Leery: Timothy Leery
• Founder: Ghost Rider

F’n B is the leader no one wanted.  He tries and fails to run a tight circle.  He knows bad trail because he’s laid a few.  He had some head-related injuries, so we suffer his whims in the name of BEER.

Cum Analyst rights the GM’s wrongs and serves up BEER.  She’s the wittiest scribe to ever scrib, runs like a gazelle, shits rainbows, and is a beautiful, magnificent person.

Walk O’Shamy is worth her weight in golden lager.  She is our lifeblood: Hare Raiser, Miss Communication, On-Sec, and more.  She’s the only reason this thing doesn’t fall apart.  And if it fell apart, there would be no BEER 🙁

Cut It Short – do you have a karaoke pro?  Because we have a karaoke pro.  He leads a god-awful choir in praise of BEER. 

Bone Star is an aspiring web designer who made this shitty site in exchange for exposure and BEER.  If you’re reading this, you’re welcome.  If not, he fucked up.

Timothy Leery does Timothy Leery things. He’s involved, we’re just not sure how.

Ghost Rider started this shit back in 2004. We take his opinions under consideration, even if they’re not very good.