All your Memorial Day weekend plans get rained out? Didn’t get to launch the summer season by getting hammered? Make up for it tonight at drinking practice! This month we’re meeting at Johnny Ringo’s Tavern, 5308 Dayton Blvd, at 6pm for BEER and more BEER. Cheers bitches!

People just don’t wear hats like they used to. Not like the good old days, when men wore girdles and high heels, and women had built-in murder weapons to pin massive fancy hats on top of their massive fancy hairdos. Admit it, you’ve dreamed of whipping out a six-inch hat pin, tossing your hat aside,… Read more: 🗑️ Hash Trash #69+25 – Mad Hatter 👒

You know that hat that’s been sitting on the top shelf of your closet, that one you bought for a party eighteen years ago and kept because you’re totally not a hoarder, you just knew you’d need it again someday? Well, my friend, that day has cum! Join ChooChoo H3 for the Mad Hatter hash,… Read more: 👒 Hash Tomorrow! 🎩

Your hairdresser called: he wants his bald spot back. Cover that shit up and blend in with the Kentucky Derby crowd with a fancy-ass hat for a Mad Hatter hash! We gotta show the folks in Hill City how classy we are, which means hats are REQUIRED. We will have…interesting…substitutions if you forget yours. Hare… Read more: 🍺🏃 Hash Saturday – Mad Hatter 👒 🎩

Can you believe it’s the end of April already? Time sure does fly when you’re passed out from too much BEER. Let’s wrap it up with even more BEER at C3H3’s monthly drinking practice! We’re being super original with the location – Mike’s Hole in the Wall, 535 Cherokee Blvd. Meet us there at 6pm… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice Tonight! 🍻

Two years is a long time in hash years, 69 + 24 hash years to be exact. Or is it 25? If it’s the second ANALVERSARY of the first hash in the hashing streak, and the first one was the one before #69, and the next one was #69 because we couldn’t remember how many… Read more: 🗑️ Hash Trash #69 + 24 – 💩 2nd ANALVERSARY💩

Aww shiiiiit we got ourselves an ANALVERSARY! Hash #69+24 is on deck to wipe up two whole years of monthly ChooChoo H3 hashes. Hares I’d Tap That and Cum Analyst have a special trail in store that’s sure to top the original #69, which TBH isn’t that hard, so it may not be that special… Read more: 💩 Hash tomorrow! 💩

Let’s go number 2! That’s right, hash #69+24 is ChooChoo H3’s second ANALVERSARY, a time to reminisce on all the crap we’ve gotten into since its rebirth. Join hares I’d Tap That and Cum Analyst for a shitload of fun as we celebrate two years of BEER, idiocy, VIRGINS, tomfoolery, and BEER this weekend, April… Read more: Hash Saturday – 💩 2nd ANALVERSARY 💩

I saw you hounds last weekend – you are out of shape. Unfit to hash. Maybe your legs work just fine, but those livers need exercise STAT! Which is why we have drinking practice, to keep our hounds in tip-top BEER-guzzling shape. Join us tonight at Mike’s Hole in the Wall, 535 Cherokee Blvd, at… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice Tonight! 🍻

There once was a hash to wear a green dressThat ChooChoo H3 had given a missA tradition re-bornFor the dresses they’d wornTwo wankers revived the whole fucking mess So gathered nine hounds and the hares for a BEERIncluding three VIRGINS I hearThey looked quite confusedAnd were ripe for abuseBut shrugged and drank lager with cheer… Read more: Hash Trash #69+23 – ☘️ Green Dress 👗

That’s right bitches, we’re bringing green dress back! We’re even making it official with a name like “1st Anal Shamy O’Leary Green Dress Hash”, like we plan on doing it again and again and again! No bifurcated lower garments at hash #69+23, unless you want to be lame. Don’t be lame. We’re starting near the… Read more: 👗 Green Dress Hash Tomorrow!

Hold on to your knickers, because it’s C3H3’s 1st anal Shamy O’Leary Green Dress Hash! Grab a BEER and feel the breeze in your green dress, skirt, or kilt because … tradition? We’re starting near the rolling green hills of the Sculpture Fields at 2pm on March 21 for hash-style shenanigans. Cheers you lucky, lucky… Read more: Hash Saturday – ☘️ Green Dress! ☘️

March is a terrible month, full of Ides and Pi and green stuff, so tonight we ward it off with our monthly drinking practice! Hang on to the bitter cold of February like a stage 5 clinger with your favorite beverage, aka BEER, at Parkway Pourhouse, 801 Riverfront Parkway, at 6pm. Let’s get our drink… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice Tonight!

Hares lie. The End. Actually, no, that was just the beginning. Gather ‘round, young pups, as I tell you the tale of five brave hounds, a wicked hare, and the aptly named Cohare-Not-Appearing-in-This-Story. Once upon a time, in the faraway land of ChooChoo, a great thirst had befallen the hashers. Where BEER had once been… Read more: Hash Trash #69+22 – KISS Me I’m a Hasher

Cold? What cold? You’re gonna snuggle up to your hunny for a hash with a side of beads and autonomous collective cake at ChooChoo H3’s hash #69+22 – KISS Me I’m a Hasher! Not only will it be full of sweet lovin’, hare Ghost Rider is taking is through a whole new part of town!… Read more: 🍺 🏃 Hash tomorrow! 💋

What’s awesome about February is it’s full of love, whether it’s smooching on your Valentine or flashing your boobs to strangers for some cheap beads. For ChooChoo H3 hash #69+22, our hare Ghost Rider wants to lay a big ol’ KISS on us. Not that kind of kiss – Keeping It Simple, Stupid. Whether he’s… Read more: 🍻 Hash Saturday! 📿 💋

You stocked the pantry and hunkered down for the Big One, but all you got was rain and loneliness. Put down the storm snacks and rejoin society at ChooChoo H3 ‘s monthly drinking practice! Show up to Doc Holiday’s, 742 Ashland Terrace, at 6pm, and you too could have a burger, fries, and domestic BEER… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice Tonight! 🍻

There’s nothing like waking up on a rainy day, dark with storm clouds, a light patter against the windows. Then there’s a wave of nausea, and you think maybe you drank too much last night. Then you realize you’re lying next to F’n B, and you KNOW you drank too much last night. The good… Read more: ☔️ Hash Trash #69+21 – I Have a Wet Dream 💦

You may have toasted 2026 at 12:01 am a week ago, but have you told her how much you love her since? Give her a kiss, nibble the earlobe, knead the buttocks, and so on and so forth. Or stampede straight to the hash! Get her juices flowing at hash #69+21, where hare Timothy Leery… Read more: 🏃‍♀️ Hash Tomorrow – I Have a Wet Dream 🍻

I have a wet dream that every trail will be true, every VIRGIN will be deflowered, and that the BEER will be plentiful. I have a wet dream that Saturday we will go hashing! Cum out for the first hash of 2026, #69+21, as hare Timothy Leery lays a trail to BEER. Meet at Cardboard… Read more: 🏃‍♀️ Hash Saturday – I Have a Wet Dream 🍺

The end of the year is a time of reflection. All your failures, the resolutions you didn’t keep, the booty calls that were left on read. But it wasn’t all bad, right? I mean, this was the first full Gregorian calendar year that ChooChoo H3 has had consistent scheduled hashes since fucking forever. So we… Read more: Hash Trash 2025 – The Year that Was

Amidst the hubbub of Christmas cheer, stop thinking of others for a change and do what’s best for you, i.e., have a BEER with your favorite hashers! December drinking practice is ON ON tonight at LeRoy’s BEER Lounge, 304 Cherokee Blvd. at 6pm. Dogs welcome on the outside patio.

Christmas is a magical time of year, full of childish wonder, the spirit of giving, and a drunken uncle revealing that he was the product of a torrid love affair while grandpa was away in Vietnam. It was in the spirit of that torrid affair that ChooChoo H3 congregated for hash #69+20, XXXmas. No north… Read more: Hash Trash #69+20 – ☃️ XXXmas 🎅🏻

It’s a tit bit nipply out! But fear not, the only frost you’ll encounter is a frosty mug of BEER. And you know what? It’s the last hash of 2025! Don’t go out full of regrets like last year and follow F’n B’s trail through Southside from bar to toasty warm bar 🔥. You’re responsible… Read more: ❄️ Hash Tomorrow! ☃️

We now have many (so many) social media accounts where we’ll cross-post the same info as the email subscription. Pick your poison – Facebook, Instagram, WhatsApp, or Discord. Or just enjoy the emails. Or visit the website at your leisure. No text options yet because that costs money and we’re cheap bastards. Links to all… Read more: New! Options to hear about the hash

SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY – we’re gonna mix it up and do a Sunday brunch hash because some people watch college football. The weather sucks, but don’t worry, we’ll keep your chestnuts toasty warm! F’n B will live hare from bar to bar in beautiful Southside. Meet at Hi-Fi Clyde’s at 12pm on Sunday 12/14 for… Read more: 🎄Hash #69+20 – XXXmas this Sunday!

That longing, aching feeling? That’s not your heart full of loneliness, pining for the ex who ripped out your soul and stomped on it so she could “find herself”. No, that’s your liver yearning for the golden nectar that will find itself in your arms tonight at C3H3’s monthly drinking practice! Join Chattanooga’s finest hashers… Read more: 🍺 Drinking Practice Tonight! 🍻

Those of us who live in the land of Choo Choo have heard many bad things about Georgia. Let me set the record straight: they’re all true. The banjos, the inbreeding, the taxes. But there is one special little holler that stands immune from the state’s depravities: Cloudland. Full of natural wonders and wedding venues… Read more: Hash Trash #69+19 – Pirate Treasure Hunt 🏴‍☠️ 💰🪏

Shiver those timbers and peg that leg, cause we’re hashing tomorrow! The hare is taking us into the uncharted seas of north Georgia for a treasure hunt that should be … interesting. Bring BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER, noise makers, shovels, and BEER. No salty dogs, please. Ahoy and ON ON! Date: Saturday,… Read more: 🏴‍☠️ Pirate Hash Tomorrow! 💰🪏

Let me sail into your port. Invade your beaches. Bury your treasure. I’ll be your matey if you mate me this Saturday as we roam the seven streets for a pirate hash! Hare Timothy Leery has devised a scavenger hunt that leads to golden lager and other surprises in his new hood. Trail includes cue… Read more: 🏴‍☠️ Hash Saturday – Pirate Treasure Hunt! 🏴‍☠️

Cum Analyst may be an acquired taste, but she’s much easier to acquire once you’re three BEERS in. That’s why you need to get to our monthly drinking practice tonight! Enjoy a tasty beverage and trivia as she seduces you with stories from three days ago. Where: Mike’s Hole in the Wall, 535 Cherokee BlvdWhen:… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice Tonight 🍻

Ten hounds and five AHABs rolled up to a house that looked abandoned. Ghosts haunted the doorstep and salvaged yard art littered the porch. Surely some crusty old witch lived here, cursing the neighborhood with her evil tricks. Slowly the door creaked open. Who emerged from the eerie darkness? That crusty old witch Bone Star!… Read more: Hash Trash #69+18 – 👻 Halloween 👻

R U up for tricks and treats? How about BEER? Oh yeah, now I got your attention. Join us for hash #69 + 18 tomorrow for some childhood games, adult beverages, and general fall fuckery as we romp through the neighborhood. Costumes optional, but bad decisions and good times are mandatory! Our hare Bone Star… Read more: 🎃 Hash Tomorrow! 🎃

🕸️ Hares & Hounds: The Halloween Hash is Upon Us 🕸️ Gather ‘round, you filthy hounds — it’s time for some spooky season shenanigans! Join us October 25 in Bone Star’s new ’hood for a hauntingly good hash through the streets of Lupton City. Beware: Parking is limited, so carpool if you can. Deets: Expect… Read more: Hash #69+18

We gotta warm up for the hash this weekend, so get your cute booty down to LeRoy’s BEER Lounge tonight 10/20, 304 Cherokee Blvd in Northshore, at 7pm!

We have VISITORS, thus we must drink BEER! Our informal Monday drinking practice at LeRoy’s will be dedicated to a couple of wankers from Detroit on 10/20 at 7pm. Cum thirsty to 304 Cherokee Blvd in Northshore. ON ON!

It’s raining. Rain is wet. BEER is wet. Therefore, the universe is telling us to drink BEER. You are cosmically obligated to join the monthly C3H3 drinking practice tonight at 6pm at Five Wits Brewing, 1501 Long St. in Southside. Karma needs you. We need you. So ON ON motherfucker!

Don’t listen to your body, it has nothing good to say. Show your liver who’s boss with a slew of drinking practices this week: Monday 9/22 at 7pm – informal drinking practice at LeRoy’s BEER Lounge, 304 Cherokee BlvdTuesday 9/23 at 6pm – monthly drinking practice at Five Wits Brewing, 1501 Long StWednesday 9/24 at… Read more: Liver Training Week 🍺

ChooChoo H3 gathered for a little quality time over a pint of BEER because the spawn of Ghost Rider was in town from Okinawa – welcome Wobble Bobble! Wobble Bobble and his progenitor were haring tonight for a quick dash downtown on a lovely Friday evening. This hash was also blessed with another hound the… Read more: Hash Trash #69+17 – Family Style!

Ghost Rider’s son is in town from Okinawa and wants to lay a trail! How cool is that? Kinda meh if you ask me. But you should be there anyway, because BEER is BEER, amirite? Day: Friday night 9/19Time: 6:30 pmWhere: Food City at 1375 BroadDistance: 2 milesCost: $0, bring cash and ID for trail… Read more: Pickup Hash 2Nite 9/19!

You know what hashers and triathletes have in common? Whining. Waaahhhh it’s too hot. Waaahhhh my feet hurt. Waaahhhh that’s not enough lube. Suck me up, buttercup, because it’s the Ironman hash! The hounds lined up for body marking at ChooChoo H3 hash #69+16. Someone must have messed up at registration because they were all… Read more: Hash Trash #69+16 – Ironman 🍻 🏊 🚴 🏃

Did you know that F’n B is a 15-time Ironman? Fun fact: his only DNF is Ironman Chattanooga*. So let’s celebrate his failure with a hash! Bring noise makers, cash and ID for trail, and BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER. Dogs & strollers welcome. We’ll gather at the White Oak Park parking lot… Read more: Hash Tomorrow! 🍻 🏊 🚴 🏃

YOU…are NOT an Ironman! Why? Because you’re a hasher, and Ironman has a terrible BEER : run ratio 🏊 🚴 🏃. It’s Ironman month in Chattanooga, and while all those assholes are tapering for the big day, ChooChoo H3 is gonna get their BEER on after a possibly pleasant run through the park. This month’s… Read more: 🍺 Hash Saturday! 🏃‍♂️

What’s that you say? BEER? Tonight? At Mike’s Hole in the Wall? What a silly question. Because obviously we’re having drinking practice tonight! Join your favorite hounds at 6pm at Mike’s Hole in the Wall, 535 Cherokee Blvd. in Northshore for a BEER or three. Dogs welcome on the patio because dogs are awesome.

The full moon hash is an ancient tradition. For as long as there has been a bright hunk of rock in the sky, there has been a tireless quest for BEER. A primal call in the dead of night to search for golden nectar. Every month, sleepy hounds are pulled towards the moonlight glinting off… Read more: Hash Trash #69+15 – 🌕 Full Moon🍻

If you have a hankering to howl at the moon, tomorrow is the hash for you! ChooChoo H3 hasn’t had a full moon hash in for-fucking-ever, so it’s time to break that dry spell. Join us for BEER and debauchery by the light of the Sturgeon Moon at 7pm in St. Elmo. It’s Pasty’s first… Read more: Full Moon Hash Tomorrow!

What is it about a full moon that’s so romantic? The soft light. The night air. Sturgeon. ChooChoo H3 is all full of romance this Sturgeon Moon, and we like our romance with a little hashing and lots of BEER. Join us for a 7pm moonlight hash in St. Elmo this Saturday! You probably won’t… Read more: 🌔 Full Moon Hash on Saturday! 🌖

Look, I love BEER as much as the next girl, but, uh, yeah, I love BEER. That special love is what drives me to drinking practice every fourth Tuesday of the month. GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS??? ChooChoo H3 Drinking Practice tonight, 6pm at LeRoy’s Beer Lounge, 304 Cherokee Blvd. Dogs not just welcome but… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice 🍻

The ChooChoo H3 kennel gathered once again for a little running and a lot of BEER, the #69 +14th time to be exact. This particular hash had no theme or clever name because we didn’t bother to think of one. Sloppy Seconds and hare du jour Party up the Back welcomed the hounds into their… Read more: Hash Trash #69+14: BEEEEEES! 🐝🐝🐝

So hells yeah let’s run for some BEER! Since this is also a bit of a going-away celebration for the Chicken Family, Party up the Back has promised a party in his back…yard. Leery may also have snagged some less-shitty BEER, so ON ON! Date: Saturday, July 12Time: 4 pmLocation: Party central, 327 Crestway DrHares:… Read more: Hash Tomorrow! 🍺 🏃 🏃‍♀️ 🏃‍♂️

Cum one, cum all to send off some barely adequate hounds, Chicken Wing, Chicken Nugget, and Just James to England. We don’t have a clever name for this one because everything in England is bland. 123 Bland St, Blandville, Blandishstan. 867-530BLAND. Except the BEER. The BEER is pretty good. Hares Party up the Back and… Read more: Hash on Saturday!

I know what you’re thinking: I could use a BEER. But not just any BEER, a BEER surrounded by assholes. Me too, hound dog. Me too. That’s why I’m going to Drinking Practice tonight! 6pm at the Taphouse, 3800 St. Elmo Ave. for all the assholes a hasher could ask for, with a few BEERs… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice Tonight🍻

Whoever’s running the climate change machine finally backed off the rain dial, heeding our many pleas and a brief letter-writing campaign. The only things C3H3 likes wet are BEER and women. Specifically, it’s the women who like wet women on this hash because it’s Pride Month! On this fabulous day in East Ridge, hares Fifth… Read more: Hash Trash #69 + 13 – 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

Heads up (who said head?), it’s our time of the month! Strap on your strap-on shoes and cum thirsty, for much BEER shall be drunk (but bring your own BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER). The pride month rainbows will be shining out our backsides on our parade of debauchery in fabulous East Ridge… Read more: Hash in T minus 2 days! 🏳️‍🌈

Celebrate the freedom to intercourse with your genitalia of choice as ChooChoo H3 gets loud and proud! Slide on down our rainbow into a little BEER with hares Fifth Sonnet Sinner and Ghost Rider on June 14th as we prance around East Ridge. Kids and dogs aren’t allowed at the venues, so please leave them… Read more: Upcumming Hash – 🏳️‍🌈 Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈

Hey hot stuff, how ’bout you and me find ourselves a cozy corner for a little “alone time”. With other people. Not that we should see other people, well we should, but we’ll talk about that later. Cum with me to drinking practice at State of Confusion tonight at 6pm for a little somethin’-somethin’ that… Read more: 🍻 Drinking Practice Tonight 🍻

For ChooChoo H3, sunshine is too mid. So last year. BEER is wet, we like BEER, let’s be wet like BEER. On yet ANOTHER rainy day, eight wretched hounds gathered ‘round the altar of golden nectar attired in their Kentucky Derby best for hash #69+12 – Mad Hatter! The fancy hats should have added a… Read more: Hash Trash #69 + 12 – Mad Hatter

Whether rain or sleet or snow or rain, BEER is always there for you. Don’t let BEER down. Cum to the hash and embrace BEER like an old friend that you haven’t seen since 9am. Date: Saturday, May 10Time: 3pmLocation: Riverview Park on Terrace AveHares: Bone Star & F’n BDistance: 2.5 eagle/1 turkeyCost: $0Shiggy Scale:… Read more: Today’s hash is ON ON!

Circle up folks, Bone Star and F’n B are taking us on a shitty trail this Saturday! I hear it’s hilly because we fucking love hills, amirite? Remember, it’s Kentucky Derby season so HATS REQUIRED! Date: Saturday, May 10Time: 3pmLocation: Riverview Park on Terrace AveHares: Bone Star & F’n BDistance: 2.5 eagle/1 turkeyCost: $0Shiggy Scale:… Read more: Saturday’s a hashing day!

Hashers: Circle up! It’s that time again. Don your finest fascinator and join us Saturday, May 10, in Riverside Park as we dabble in our Derby drag throughout Chattanooga’s boujiest backyards. That’s right — It’s time for the Kentucky Derby, and hats are REQUIRED. Hashers, Hark! If you fail to bring your own hat, we will… Read more: Next Hash #69+12 | May 10

My, how time flies. It’s like we saw each other a mere two weeks ago, but we love each other and just can’t get enough 💋. Get some of that lovin’ at Basecamp tomorrow at 6pm! Where: Basecamp Bar & Restaurant, 346 Frazier AveWhen: 6pmDogs allowed: hells yeah

Once again, ChooChoo H3 gathered together for BEER, but this time it was special – the kennel’s ANALVERSARY! Hounds and hares had cum together once a month every month since April 2024 in some interesting positions, all in praise of BEER. Nine hounds and three AHABs knelt before the altar of golden nectar and took… Read more: Hash Trash #69+11 – ANALVERSARY

If you like getting railed, get yer ass to the ChooChoo H3 hash #69+11 tomorrow, 3pm in St Elmo! Date: Saturday, April 5Time: 3pmLocation: Food City in St. Elmo, 3801 Tennessee AveHare: Timothy LeeryDistance: 3 eagle/1 turkey, A to ACost: $0Shiggy Scale: 1.5/5Dog-Friendly: yes, but have to stay on the patioOn After: The Tap House

It’s that time of the month when ChooChoo H3 goes a-hashing! Hare Timothy Leery is laying something resembling a trail, including BEER, an egg toss, BEER, cupcakes in honor of Walk O’Shamy’s birthday, and BEER. Dress in your Easter worst, bring your own BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER, and don’t forget a noisemaker.… Read more: Saturday is ON ON!

Timothy Leery is going to lead us on a birthday eggventure through St. Elmo in honor of our April bunnies! It’s an especially awesome hash because it marks 12 months of consistent hashing, which is pretty impressive for these dimwits. Includes a voluntary egg toss, with throwing implements provided to willing participants. (These are hard… Read more: Next Hash – Analversary! Saturday, April 5

6pm at State of Confusion, 301 E Main St. We’re thirsty and we’re runny, might as well make a night of it! Dogs not just allowed but encouraged. After party at Play Wash Pint.

March is a month.  And in that month is a hare.  That March Hare arrived in all her glory to ply hounds with BEER and whisper sweet nothings in their floppy ears.  For ChooChoo H3 hash #69+10, Cum Analyst made attempt #2 to lay trail in 2025.  Joining her was VIRGIN co-hare Just Amy, who… Read more: Hash Trash #69+10 – March Hare

3pm behind Shady’s Corner, be thereish or be squarish! Date: Saturday, March 8Time: 3pmLocation: E 14th St behind Shady’s Corner (1402 Cemetery Ave)Hare: Cum AnalystDistance: 4 eagle/1 turkey, A to ACost: $0, but bring ID and cash/credit card for a barShiggy scale: 1/5Dog-friendly: yes, but if it’s cold or rainy remember you’re stuck outside at… Read more: Saturday’s a hashing day!

Due to unforeseen bitching, Saturday’s hash is moving back an hour to 3PM. If you have to have BEER beforehand, the start is conveniently located behind a bar where you can sit your pretty ass down and wait. There, are you happy now, Cut It Short? Date: Saturday, March 8Time: 3pmLocation: E 14th St behind… Read more: Hash Saturday **New Time**

The March hares are feeling frisky, so a-hashing we will go! This Saturday, Cum Analyst will lead you all over the fucking place in pursuit of BEER. Bring noise makers, VIRGINS, and your own BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER. PS – rumor has it there will be a whole lotta namings, and you… Read more: Hash Saturday – March Hare

Get some training in for next week’s hash at the Fleet Feet Wednesday night run at 6pm! While those losers start at Oddstory Brewing, I, Cum Analyst the Magnificent, will be starting at Play Wash Pint at 6 and will run down Main St to meet the main group heading out. Your choice if you… Read more: tonight – running with a BEER chaser

The rain gods had so much fun with ChooChoo H3 last hash that they decided to cum again for hash #69+9 – MARDI GRAS! The hare, Cut It Short, enacted CONTINGENCY TRAIL to slake the pack’s thirst for BEER. Five committed hounds arrived at the hare’s favorite haunt, more than happy to get wet. As… Read more: Hash Trash #69+9 – 🎭 Mardi Gras 🎭

The rain gods hate this kennel with a wet passion. Or the hare can’t get his shit together. Or both. Hence the weather contingency trail is a go for 1PM tomorrow. Bring noise makers, beads, masks, parade floats, all that good stuff. Cut It Short claims this will be LIVE TRAIL, so this should be… Read more: Hash Tomorrow – New Start Location

The one thing hashers love more than running is singing. And the one thing hashers love more than singing is BEER. There probably won’t be any running or singing, but there sure as hell will be plenty of BEER tonight at Overboard bar and grille at 6pm. ON ON! (on-street parking is free after 6pm,… Read more: Drinking Practice Tonight 🍻

6pm next Thursday, February 13th at Overboard Bar and Grille, 151 Riverfront Pkwy. Cum have a pint and a laugh with the dumbest assiest of dumbasses.

Date: Saturday 2/15/25Time: 2pmLocation: 6197 Bonny Oaks DrHare: Cut It ShortDistance: 4 eagle / 3 turkeyA to B, transportation provided back to startCost: $0, but bring ID and cash/credit card for a barShiggy scale: 1.3/5 (I have no idea what “.3” is on the scale…)Dog-friendly: noStroller-friendly: no Join us for a BEER or three at… Read more: 🎭 Mardi Gras Hash 🎭

Cut It Short has stepped up to hare on 2/15, details to cum! I hear there will be a BEER-filled parade from bar to bar. I don’t know if there will be a boob check or not, but bring your beads just in case!

When this kennel has a wet dream, they emphasize the WET.  Six hounds, one AHAB, and one hare came together on this drizzly day to share a pint and think about running.  Hare Cum Analyst had big plans for ChooChoo H3 hash #69 + 8, beginning and ending over a barrel at the Greenhouse with… Read more: Hash Trash – I Have a Wet Dream

3pm at the Greenhouse (336 E MLK Blvd) on Saturday, 1/18 – be there! Fear not the rain and cold, the hare promises plenty of debauchery in comfort and style. No hash cash, but bring $ for the bar. ON ON!

Gonna be rain or cold as fuck this weekend – looks like the weather contingency plan is a go! Saturday 3pm, meet at the Greenhouse, 336 E MLK Blvd. Cum Analyst will ensure you get wet and hard in the good way as shenanigans and grievance airings ensue. ON ON!

Date: Saturday 1/18/25Time: 3pmLocation: TBD / SouthsideHare: Cum AnalystDistance: 3 eagle / 1 turkeyCost: $0, but bring cash or credit card for a barShiggy scale: 1/5Dog-friendly: yes, but must stay on patios (could be cold)Stroller-friendly: yesWeather contingency plan: yes I have a wet dream that one day every VIRGIN will be deflowered, every hare will… Read more: MLK Hash!

I SWEAR we’re going to do the MLK hash “I Have a Wet Dream” on the weekend of 1/20/25! We have no idea which day, what time, which hare – but we do know it will be somewhere around MLK Blvd (duh). The day may be weather-dependent since it’s January and all, but never fear,… Read more: Update – Next Hash

Get back to hashing roots – doing something that sucks but doesn’t suck as much as a hangover. Sure it’s not BEER. But the next best option is liquid inebriation adjacent to a running thing. I’m doing it. They’re doing it. Get down and dirty doing it too. New Year’s Day in a convenient in-town… Read more: the Whiskey Run!

ChooChoo H3 is back on the world wide webz, ready to spread the word of BEER. The site isn’t much to look at right now, but trust us, it’s gonna be awesome. Down down to business: we’re going to use this as our primary form of communication via online calendar and a newsletter. We’ll keep… Read more: We’re back, bitches!