That’s right bitches, we’re bringing green dress back! We’re even making it official with a name like “1st Anal Shamy O’Leary Green Dress Hash”, like we plan on doing it again and again and again! No bifurcated lower garments at hash #69+23, unless you want to be lame. Don’t be lame. We’re starting near the rolling green hills of the Sculpture Fields at 2pm on March 21 for hash-style shenanigans. ON ON!

• Wardrobe: Green dresses, skirts, and kilts are encouraged but not required
• Date: Saturday, March 21
• Time: 2pm
• Location: 1800 Polk St
• Hares: Walk O’Shamy and Timothy Leary
• Distance: 2 turkey / 4 eagle
• Cost: $0
• Shiggy: 2/5
• Dog-friendly: Yes
• Kid-friendly: Yes