I saw you hounds last weekend – you are out of shape. Unfit to hash. Maybe your legs work just fine, but those livers need exercise STAT! Which is why we have drinking practice, to keep our hounds in tip-top BEER-guzzling shape. Join us tonight at Mike’s Hole in the Wall, 535 Cherokee Blvd, at 6pm for BEER and trivia.

Make me proud, you beautiful wankers. Make me proud. Love, Coach Cum Analyst 💋