Cum one, cum all to send off some barely adequate hounds, Chicken Wing, Chicken Nugget, and Just James to England. We don’t have a clever name for this one because everything in England is bland. 123 Bland St, Blandville, Blandishstan. 867-530BLAND. Except the BEER. The BEER is pretty good.

Hares Party up the Back and Timothy Leery have us starting a little later than usual to beat the meat heat. As always, bring your own BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER. Keep calm and carry ON ON!

Date: Saturday, July 12
Time: 4 pm
Location: Casa de Sloppy Seconds, 327 Crestway Dr
Hares: Party up the Back and Timothy Leery
Distance: 3-4 eagle/ ? turkey, A to A
Cost: $0
Shiggy Scale: 5/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
Kid-friendly: No