I know what you’re thinking: I could use a BEER. But not just any BEER, a BEER surrounded by assholes.

Me too, hound dog. Me too.

That’s why I’m going to Drinking Practice tonight! 6pm at the Taphouse, 3800 St. Elmo Ave. for all the assholes a hasher could ask for, with a few BEERs on the side. I personally may be a little late, but you know Cum Analyst is worth the wait. See you there!