Sex is awesome. Highly recommend. Whether you’re an L or a G or a B or a T or Q or a +, there’s some sex out there for you. Unless you’re an A. Cuddling is cool too. Whatever you’re into, ditch the heteronormative paradigm and join C3H3 for a hash this SUNDAY! Hares Universal Hole and F’n B are laying a fabulous trail for all you beautiful hounds at Enterprise South Nature Park out by the Volkswagen place. Bring BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER, noisemakers, VIRGINS, chairs, and BEER. ON ON!

• Date: Sunday, June 14
• Time: 2pm
• Location: 190 Still Hollow Loop Rd, Chattanooga, TN 37419 (Enterprise South Nature Park)
• Hares: Universal Hole and F’n B
• Distance: Turkey TBD / Eagle TBD
• Shiggy Scale: TBD
• Cost: $0
• Dog-friendly: Yes
• Kid-friendly: Yes