Have you ever seen a double rainbow? It’s a beautiful, magical sight. Now have you ever seen Pinky Pinky Little Star’s double dildo? You lucky, lucky girl. Cum celebrate not just her love for the ladies, but all love on the visual spectrum at the Pride Month hash tomorrow! Universal Hole and F’n B will take us on a good romp deep into Chattanooga’s bush at enterprise South nature park. Bring BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER, noisemakers, and rainbow attire to get it ON ON!

• Date: Sunday, June 14
• Time: 2pm
• Location: 190 Still Hollow Loop Rd, Chattanooga, TN 37419 (Enterprise South Nature Park)
• Hares: Universal Hole and F’n B
• Distance: Turkey 1 / Eagle 3
• Shiggy Scale: mystery / 5
• Cost: $0
• Dog-friendly: Yes
• Kid-friendly: Yes