Circle up folks, Bone Star and F’n B are taking us on a shitty trail this Saturday! I hear it’s hilly because we fucking love hills, amirite? Remember, it’s Kentucky Derby season so HATS REQUIRED!

Date: Saturday, May 10
Time: 3pm
Location: Riverview Park on Terrace Ave
Hares: Bone Star & F’n B
Distance: 2.5 eagle/1 turkey
Cost: $0
Shiggy Scale: 1/5
Hilly Scale: 4/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
On After: Rosecomb, Tremont Tavern, or Daily Ration (we will vote)