Whether rain or sleet or snow or rain, BEER is always there for you. Don’t let BEER down. Cum to the hash and embrace BEER like an old friend that you haven’t seen since 9am.

Date: Saturday, May 10
Time: 3pm
Location: Riverview Park on Terrace Ave
Hares: Bone Star & F’n B
Distance: 2.5 eagle/1 turkey
Cost: $0
Shiggy Scale: 1/5
Hilly Scale: 4/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
On After: Rosecomb, Tremont Tavern, or Daily Ration (we will vote)