Hashers: Circle up! It’s that time again.

Don your finest fascinator and join us Saturday, May 10, in Riverside Park as we dabble in our Derby drag throughout Chattanooga’s boujiest backyards. That’s right — It’s time for the Kentucky Derby, and hats are REQUIRED. Hashers, Hark! If you fail to bring your own hat, we will choose one for you.

Date: Saturday, May 10
Time: 3pm
Location: Riverview Park
Hares: Bone Star & F’n Brennan
Distance: 2.5 eagle/1 turkey
Cost: $0
Shiggy Scale: 1/5
Hilly Scale: 4/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
On After: Rosecomb, Tremont Tavern, or Daily Ration (we will vote)

Make sure you’re lubricated & loose: These hills can hurt.