YOU…are NOT an Ironman! Why? Because you’re a hasher, and Ironman has a terrible BEER : run ratio 🏊 🚴 🏃.

It’s Ironman month in Chattanooga, and while all those assholes are tapering for the big day, ChooChoo H3 is gonna get their BEER on after a possibly pleasant run through the park. This month’s hash comes courtesy of Ghost Rider in Red Bank. Thank fucking God someone finally picked somewhere new.

Bring noise makers, cash and ID for trail, and BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER. Dogs & strollers welcome. We’ll gather at the White Oak Park parking lot near the pavilion at the top of the hill (good lucking following those directions). Ready, set, ON ON!

Date: Saturday, September 13
Time: 2 pm
Location: White Oak Park in Red Bank, parking lot near the pavilion at the top of the hill
Hares: Ghost Rider
Distance: 3 miles
Cost: $0, will need ID and cash on trail
Shiggy Scale: 2/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
Kid-friendly: Yes
On-After: maybe Doc Holidays