Did you know that F’n B is a 15-time Ironman? Fun fact: his only DNF is Ironman Chattanooga*. So let’s celebrate his failure with a hash!

Bring noise makers, cash and ID for trail, and BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER. Dogs & strollers welcome. We’ll gather at the White Oak Park parking lot near the pavilion at the top of the hill.

Date: Saturday, September 13
Time: 2 pm
Location: White Oak Park in Red Bank, parking lot near the pavilion at the top of the hill
Hares: Ghost Rider
Distance: 3 miles
Cost: $0, will need ID and cash on trail
Shiggy Scale: 2/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
Kid-friendly: Yes
On-After: maybe Doc Holidays

* He had shingles