You’d think a hash would be more important than a once-every-four-years global tournament final, but noooooo. We got around to thinking about planning to plan hash #69+27, like, yesterday, when the lone football fan pointed out the conflict. So we came up with the brilliant idea of swapping out drinking practice and hash weeks!

Drinking practice will be the second Tuesday of July.

Hash will be the fourth weekend of July.

Get it? Or is that too much math for you mangy mutts? How’s this for math: the second Tuesday is this cumming Tuesday, July 14th. That’s three days to rewire your brain from run-drinking mode to drink-drinking mode.

True serendipity – July’s drinking practice was set to be a screening of Monty Python and the Holy Grail. July 14th is Bastille Day. Taunt your fellow hashers a second, third, and fourth time with your outrageous French accents over a pint in Southside at Patsy’s man cave. We’ll consider the whole hash thing later. And by later, I mean a day or two before.

To recap:

• Drinking practice this cumming Tuesday, July 14th, about tea time in Southside for BEER and the most impactful movie you will ever see. Yes, I will send out specifics like an actual time and address beforehand, you impatient bastards.
• Hash the weekend of July 25th. It will be Sunday if our originally scheduled hare is still available. If not, it could be either Saturday or Sunday depending on the substitute hare.

NI NI and ON ON!