It’s that time of the month when ChooChoo H3 goes a-hashing! Hare Timothy Leery is laying something resembling a trail, including BEER, an egg toss, BEER, cupcakes in honor of Walk O’Shamy’s birthday, and BEER. Dress in your Easter worst, bring your own BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER, and don’t forget a noisemaker. ON ON!

Date: Saturday, April 5
Time: 3pm
Location: Food City in St. Elmo, 3801 Tennessee Ave
Hare: Timothy Leery
Distance: 3 eagle/1 turkey, A to A
Cost: $0
Shiggy scale: 1.5/5
Dog-friendly: yes, but have to stay on the patio
On After: The Tap House