You know that hat that’s been sitting on the top shelf of your closet, that one you bought for a party eighteen years ago and kept because you’re totally not a hoarder, you just knew you’d need it again someday? Well, my friend, that day has cum! Join ChooChoo H3 for the Mad Hatter hash, where hats are REQUIRED! (Trucker hats count if you’re lame.) If you don’t want to disturb the family of mice that have made a cozy home in your fancy headgear, we will provide one for you at no cost except your dignity. Start near the Bethlehem Baptist Church in Hill City, where hare Patsy will provide shitty BEER and a questionable trail. ***New start time!*** I said 2pm before, but it is now 2:30pm! Never fear, though, because someone will greet those who prefer to be fashionably early.

• Date: Saturday, May 9th
• Time: 2:30 pm
• Location: Bethlehem Baptist Church, 101 Lawn St in Hill City
• Hare: Patsy
• Distance: 2 turkey / 4 eagle
• Shiggy Scale: 2/5
• Cost: $0
• Dog-Friendly: Yes
• Kid-Friendly: Yes