Date: Saturday 1/18/25
Time: 3pm
Location: TBD / Southside
Hare: Cum Analyst
Distance: 3 eagle / 1 turkey
Cost: $0, but bring cash or credit card for a bar
Shiggy scale: 1/5
Dog-friendly: yes, but must stay on patios (could be cold)
Stroller-friendly: yes
Weather contingency plan: yes

I have a wet dream that one day every VIRGIN will be deflowered, every hare will lay good trail, and every trail will lead to BEER. Cum join C2H3 hash #69+8 as we run around totally new and unfamiliar territory, hopefully avoiding marks from our last zillion hashes. There is a contingency plan to stay toasty warm if it’s too cold for you pussies or if it rains. Stay tuned for an exact start location. ON ON!