What is it about a full moon that’s so romantic? The soft light. The night air. Sturgeon. ChooChoo H3 is all full of romance this Sturgeon Moon, and we like our romance with a little hashing and lots of BEER. Join us for a 7pm moonlight hash in St. Elmo this Saturday!

You probably won’t need a headlamp unless you plan on sneaking off into the bushes for a little romance of your own or you’re really fucking slow. There’s shiggy but not like 🐝 last time 🐝. Able-bodied dogs are welcome, but leave the kiddos at home.

Date: Saturday, August 9
Time: 7 pm
Location: St Elmo, 3800 Tennessee Ave by the car wash
Hares: Patsy and Cum Analyst
Distance: 4 eagle / 1.5 turkey
Cost: $0
Shiggy Scale: 3/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
Kid-friendly: No