If you have a hankering to howl at the moon, tomorrow is the hash for you! ChooChoo H3 hasn’t had a full moon hash in for-fucking-ever, so it’s time to break that dry spell. Join us for BEER and debauchery by the light of the Sturgeon Moon at 7pm in St. Elmo. It’s Pasty’s first time haring, so be prepared for the worst. AwoooooON ON!

Date: Saturday, August 9
Time: 7 pm
Location: St Elmo, 3801 Tennessee Ave by the car wash
Hares: Patsy and Cum Analyst
Distance: 4 eagle / 1.5 turkey
Cost: $0
Shiggy Scale: 3/5
Dog-friendly: Yes
Kid-friendly: No