Freedom is special. Freedom of speech (fuck yeah), freedom of religion (fuck yeah), freedom from cruel and unusual punishment (fuck yeah). Wait – sorry Mistress Wendy! We want the cruel and unusual punishment! Give us more! Yes, like that! Keep going!

ALBATROSS!

ALBATROSS!

Back to the freedom thing. While we may be bound by handcuffs and gimp masks, we are still free to drink BEER and hash to our hearts’ content. Fuck yeah! Celebrate that freedom at hash #69+27 this cumming Sunday, led by our used up hare, F’n B, all around downtown. Bring BEER if you don’t like shitty BEER, noisemakers, VIRGINS, nipple clamps, and BEER. ON ON! (fuck yeah)

• Date: Sunday, July 26th
• Time: 2pm
• Location: The Greenhouse, 336 E. MLK Blvd
• Hare: F’n B
• Distance: 3 eagle / 1 turkey
• Shiggy Scale: 2/5
• Cost: $0 but bring ID and form of payment for bar
• Dog Friendly: Yes
• Kid Friendly: Yes