R U up for tricks and treats? How about BEER? Oh yeah, now I got your attention.

Join us for hash #69 + 18 tomorrow for some childhood games, adult beverages, and general fall fuckery as we romp through the neighborhood. Costumes optional, but bad decisions and good times are mandatory! Our hare Bone Star has yet to get his act together, so trail details are 🤷‍♀️.

Beware: Parking is limited, so carpool if you can.

Date: Saturday, October 25
Time: 3 pm
Location: 3315 Northrop St in Lupton City
Hares: Bone Star and Crimson Dyke
Distance: ? turkey and ? eagle, A to A
Cost: $0
Shiggy Scale: ?/5
Dog-friendly: ?
Kid-friendly: Yes