You ever have that kind of date where you get back to their place and they whip out a dildo and go to town? Me neither. People should do that more often. You can, however, experience something similar, when VISITOR Sex Toys cums to this town and lays trail all over Southside! He is here for our pleasure. Experience that pleasure on his trail tomorrow, October 31st, at 11am! Bring BEER, noisemakers, BEER, and lube. ON ON!

• Date: Saturday, October 31st
• Time: 11am
• Location: Five Wits Brewing, 1501 Long St
• Hare: Sex Toys
• Distance: 3.69 miles
• Shiggy Scale: 0 / 5
• Cost: $0